January 2009
170 posts
Pony Boy - The Allman Brothers Band
Growing up,...
distorte:
— John Martyn, Over The Hill
I am...
Chris is not Christ
I always end up typing the latter by default. One of these days I’m going to forget to correct it and some Chris somewhere is going to be deeply offended or moved.
Hilarity will ensue, whatever the case may be.
“Will our insurance go up if I stab him?”
– actual question from a client who was frustrated with one of his buddies.
(This is the kind of relationship I have with these guys. Hilarious.)
I've really tried
My arms hurt. Terence is staring at me more than usual. Wii Olympic swimming, you win. I resign myself to last place for eternity.
J: Hey Mandy there was some guy on his cell phone pacing outside the bathrooms last time I went, I think you'd like him.
me: was he tall and skinny?
J: yeah! why did you see him?
me: haha, no I just know my type.
who thought xenon lights were a good idea
I mean really, I would like someone to explain how blinding all other drivers makes our roads any safer…
“Check to see if she’s faking. If a car hit me, it wouldn’t crack my...”
– Dwight
Proof That My Hearing Is Shot with this Cold
I thought the last caller said her name was Mifa so I made her spell it.
She spelled
M A R T H A
Nice work, ears.
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
– Bill Watterson (via thresca)
E: you know what's awkward...
E: when you feel like you should comment on someone's facebook pics but you don't know what to say?
M: hah yes
E: my cousin recently posted some new ones of her baby after i'd specifically said it'd be so great to see some and i feel like i am obligated to comment something now... but what can i say except "gee, he's still super cute just like the last bunch of pics?"
M: i'll give you a dollar if you just write "dibs!"
E: hahaha he's my COUSIN well whatever my second cousin's son is to me anyways
M: that's why it's funny
E: hehehe does that make him...like my nephew kind of?
E: and he is utterly adorable, one of cutest babies have seen but that's so run of the mill to post on a facebook pic, oh well.
M: you can comment this: http://ismycopilot.tumblr.com/post/72730503/megamindy-it-gets-funnier-the-longer-you-look-at
E: that's awwwwful! hahahaha it's funny but it makes you feel bad for laughing
Goal For Today:
Complete Season 2 of HIMYM in its entirety, all 521 minutes = 8 hours, 41 minutes.
thresca:
Michael Bublé - Home
Another summer...
Soul Asylum - Somebody to Shove
This album came...
A List of Companies to Whom I Have Written Nasty...
Scott Robinson Honda
Gamestop
an ongoing list, I’m sure.
“You are not here merely to make a living. You’re here in order to enable...”
– Churchill
“If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the...”
– John Irving
“Don’t ask yourself what this world needs. Find what makes you come alive...”
“The diabolical thing about melancholy is not that it makes you ill but that it...”
– Hermann Hesse (via psychotherapy)
gregbrown:
For Mandy, who is really feeling down...
my ankle looks like it started off the night real nice until the ex walked in with his new girl and she’s wearing a new ring and glowing with happiness… so the ankle had to slip out the back of the bar to avoid running into them, and in the next bar drank itself silly to get rid of the memory of that shiny ring and when stepping out of the cab on the way home it tripped and fell and...
Led Zeppelin - Fool in the Rain
I remember...
“Every boy should have two things: a Dog and a mother willing to let him have...”
– Robert Benchley
It’s almost 2 AM here and I am still awake. I said my Internet goodnights over an hour ago; I wasn’t lying that I needed sleep or about being tired, I’ve yawned twice writing this sentence alone.
But going to bed requires locking doors and turning off lights and taking dogs outside one last time and all of this sounds less appealing than continuing to sit, injured leg propped...
Way to guilt me into coming over ...
pufferfish:
Manders: so you’re not gonna come over and bring your gimpy friend supplies so she can bake for her old helpless mother’s birthday?
So mean Manders….but very clever, I still love you :)
as payment for your services you will receive one cupcake. ok, ok, you can lick the bowl too.
